Not so "Casanova"

This morning I signed in to one of my accounts on a popular BDSM website. I start with the oldest unread message which was sent the night before from a user with the name "Casanova" cleverly inserted in his internet handle. His profile describes him as a Male Dominant in his early twenties. Typically I am instantly put off when a "dominant male" emails me on this site mostly because they are usually very ruse and and start their emails by telling me how they want to use me as their "little slut" or fuck me till I scream to which I reply "Sorry, Im not submissive. I believe my profile states that". In this particular email from "Mr. Casanova" he displays his horrible grammer by gracing me with the question "watchu doin tonight". Note to readers: I hate when people make up their own language when writting me, Im pretty sure "wat" and "chu" are not words in the dictionary even when put together to form one word.

I decided to entertain the idea of a reply but wanted to inform Mr. Casanova right off the bat that any urge to hit on me or be vulgar would not be necessary so I simply typed "Went to the movies with my boyfriend" and then hit the Send button. Not more than 5 minutes later he had already sent a reply. Not I am curious. Not knowing what to expect next I opened the new message to read "your in bdsm and still have a bf? is he in the lifestyle too". I instantly start to think of all the witty, sarcastic and smart ass answers I could think of to put this guy in his place. I am almost offended that he feels someone involved in a "non vanilla" or even remotely kinky side of life is not at all possible to have a relationship. As if being a Dominatrix makes me some freak incapable of being involved in any "normal" activities that other people enjoy in life. I decided not to be too rude but still replied with "believe it or not people in to bdsm can still have relationships like everyone else. He's not into it but at the same time its not my whole life either. I dont eat, sleep and breath bdsm." Clearly this kid is confused on human nature in general.

I'm going to compile emails that I have gotten over time because the amount of ignorant crap in my inbox and idiots that email me is unbelievable. Something the world needs to see.